Bra Panties

An American lady is window-shopping in Delhi. Suddenly she realizes she is late for an appointment. She is not wearing a watch so she sees a small shop on the roadside goes to the shop and asks in very American accent to the shopkeeper…

– What is the time?

The shopkeeper is a very patriotic man and hates foreigners and their English accent while speaking. So he replies back in the same accent – Bra-panties!

Confused the lady asks again: No! No! What’s the time???

The shopkeeper again answers back: Bra-panties!!!

– “Bra-panties???” The lady retorted.

Seeing the confusion going between the two a passerby comes to the rescue of the lady and says: “Arre bhai, aap samjh nahin rahe ho!! Woh aapko time puuch rahii hai!!”

The angry shopkeeper shots back at him…
“Toh main bhi to unko time hee bataa rahan hun barah panthis (12:35)!!”

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